My personal favorite line: "I know every word that Sartre said and he never said that."
One More Thing hits shelves on February 4. But if you want a sneak peek beforehand, check out this hilarious excerpt here. B.J. will thank you for it. (See below for shameless documentation of that time B.J. and I chatted on Twitter like a couple of old friends.)
See? We're basically one matching tattoo away from BFF status now!